Behold: MANDATORY MAN MOVIE NIGHT

Because I bought a T.V.

And then stole an xbox

And then found a cable

And then subscribed to Netflix

Here you are; balanced ever so precariously atop the delicate precipice of choice. To one side the jagged scarp of delusion and bitter failure, and to the other the subtle slopes of sweet success. You must choose now, or let time decide for you.

Ladies and Gentleman! It gives me great pleasure to introduce you, in no uncertain terms, to the first edition of the latest iteration of MANDATORY MAN MOVIE NIGHT! A night we celebrate films that men aught to have seen by now. A night we come together as brothers and sisters under the banner of motion picture excellence. A night we drink root beer together, IN SILENCE!

These movies do not now, nor will they ever, include mindless violence, advocate abject womanizing, or blunt our dignity in any way. These movies will, however, provoke thought, stimulate conversation, and prove our integrity as fans of film.

We will watch Ip Man, a film based loosely on a true story set against the backdrop of the Second Sino-Japanese war. Only a handful of martial arts films can match Ip Man for its beauty, creativity, and intensity.

December, 11th. Tell anyone, and bring your friends.